😎 Don’t Ask Me, I Only Pretend to Work Here

Tired of questions you don’t have the energy (or salary) to answer? Let your mug do the talking.

This is the ultimate desk companion for the professional daydreamer, the master of looking busy, or anyone just trying to survive the 9-to-5 circus with a straight face and strong coffee.

🎁 Perfect for:

• That hilarious co-worker who deserves a raise for showing up

• Office Secret Santa, promotions, or passive-aggressive gifting

• Yourself — because pretending is a full-time job

☕ Premium ceramic, microwave & dishwasher safe
📦 Free Delivery Island-wide

🛒 Available now at Amu Moods – where your mug speaks your truth louder than your HR-approved emails.